Dear Lilli and Loo Asian Cuisine: Your food is phenomenal, but your fortune cookie fortunes could really use some editing and a dash of positivity. Yesterday, my friend finished her meal and cracked open her tasteless cookie only to find this foreboding message:
Mine said something along the lines of, “Did you know the busiest people also have the most amount of time?” Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe everyone is allotted 24 hours a day to fulfill their tasks and get things done, so that fortune was equally unhelpful.
Have you ever received any less than inspirational fortune cookie notes, which cannot be good for business? Do tell!